Monday, December 7, 2009

Another thing Canon Connie will never say

...Not that I can even tell you what it would mean to beat the Ontario off of someone, but I enjoyed the sound of it.

6 comments:

DreadedCandiru2 said...

Too bad the real Connie is so servile and stupid; Elly needs to be threatened with physical violence to get her to knock off the bad parenting.

April Patterson said...

Too bad the real Connie is so servile and stupid; Elly needs to be threatened with physical violence to get her to knock off the bad parenting.

Yeah--I'd love to send FOOBAR Connie over to the official strip, just to sort Elly out even once. ;)

howard said...

Although I really love the "Ontario" line, I can imagine an alternative line like, "Elly! I would only leave 2 6-year-olds alone in a movie theater, if there were a man involved and...Elly! Are you still seeing that waiter?"

Also, nice use of color. It's very Christmasy.

April Patterson said...

Although I really love the "Ontario" line, I can imagine an alternative line like, "Elly! I would only leave 2 6-year-olds alone in a movie theater, if there were a man involved and...Elly! Are you still seeing that waiter?"

Heh. Good point. That did cross my mind. This is, after all, the same woman who did NOT rush home when her son broke his leg while in Pattercare, all so she could chase after Phil. OTOH, I have this sense that Connie is seeing all of this through her 50-something consciousness and realizing how many bad ideas there were in Elly's orbit. Of course, we're going to see her repeat the Montreal badness, but I have some reasons for that a-brewin' in my evil mind.

Also, nice use of color. It's very Christmasy.

Thanks. :)

howard said...

pOf course, we're going to see her repeat the Montreal badness, but I have some reasons for that a-brewin' in my evil mind.

I can hardly wait for that evil brew.

forworse said...

I can hardly wait for that evil brew.

Yay! Me too! Over-use of exclamation mark time!!